LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — Hold the mystery meat: Military mess halls soon will be serving more fruits, vegetables and low-fat dishes under the first program in 20 years to improve nutrition standards across the armed services. First lady Michelle Obama and Pentagon officials announced the effort Thur..
Look, Mooch, the only people who hear you are forced to or paid to, but don’t delude yourself about the military. I lost 35 pounds in ‘Nam on a high-fat, high-carb, high-protein, high-salt diet and I didn’t need some wide-body politician’s wife telling me to eat my vegetables. The military lives in Realityville which is nowhere near your fake organic garden and your bales of arugula, and neither do America’s finest who are laughing their asses off. If I ever need someone to bake me some biscuits, I’ll give you a call. Until then, pack sand.