The end of men as we knew them….


“Crying over films, cuddling on the sofa and enjoying bubble baths….It’s the end of the macho man era (and most women prefer it that way)”

Rise and rise of the metrosexual: Men like to soak in the tub as much as women do

I’ve been warning of this for decades…. The Incredible Disappearing Man.

Now a study commissioned by an overpriced, fraudulently named US ice cream company, Häagen-Dazs, says that 77 percent of women surveyed are in favor of their men being charter members of the New Castrati.

Let me make it simpler for men who live on the West Coast… most women prefer a gay male or a not-to-butch dyke as a spouse/partner to a strong, virile American man.

Women: if you deny this, the vast majority of you are bald-face liars.

Men: if you deny this you are an effing idiot. If you know a gay male… ask him if this is not true; trust me, doubters, his answer will chill you to your arugula salad.

I see it everyday….men do not have the dignity afforded a stud horse put out to pasture; today’s women (since the 1960s) having been brainwashed by N.O.W. in the 60s and Oprah Winfrey (a lesbian) for the last quarter-century are about as sexual exciting as your grandma.

My man, since the advent of the turkey baster and the Lifetime Channel… you are as relevant to this society as the horse carriage industry, or blacksmithing tool manufacture.

Enter any couple’s “home” and you’ll find that in a typical 3,000/sf, 4 bdr, 3 b, ranch that the only indication of a male’s presence…. is the garage. Or if he owns tools, or an old license plate.

One of my best friends, now divorced, lived in a very nice two-story, suburban home with his wife and daughters. His wife liked what is commonly referred to as “country cottage” decor or some such nonsense.

There was not a male note in the entire house. In the “sewing room” my friend sat at a cramped computer desk with his computer; a cork board hung on the wall  and a few old snapshots; “CSI Bakersfield” would have needed several DNA sweeps to determine whether or not a male ever occupied the structure.

It’s fashionable today to talk about a “man-cave”…. even this is complete sarcasm; they’re laughing at you Dude…. it’s a recliner and 36-inch flat screen… in a small guest bedroom in the basement.

“Man cave” my ass; a gay designer made up that phrase on the DIY Channel in the first place.

They’re laughing at you Dude.

This is who women (15-60) want:

Justin Bieber is some sort of celebrity… and just a couple of heterosexual experience disasters away from being praised for “coming out.”

Puberty will not help him…. the society he lives in will not allow the force of gravity to affect his nether regions.

Hell, look at the current president; I’ve seen a lot of men cowed by women, but Barack Hussein Obama is a poster boy for abused boys.

The Predator just looked at him hard a month ago and he still walks with a slight limp.

An ole cowboy with extensive heifer experience told me once…

“What I know about relationships is this… man marries a woman hopin’ she’ll never change; a woman marries a man and immediately sets about trying to change him.”

I shortened that a bit over the last 40 years to my own version:

“A woman says, ‘I love you, you’re perfect, now change’.”

I was seriously wounded in the Sexual Revolution and found women most to my liking in the mid to late 70s; subsequent experiences left me  perfectly content to remain single the rest of my days…

I love women… I love me more.

“But GA, in a relationship, you have to compromise.”

I don’t mind compromise… but “compromising with women” is exactly the same a Republicans “compromising” with democrats… you lose.

Or as one ole boy told me: “Ya know, Dear… I’ve thought about it and you’re right.”

You know it’s true.

The only time I see traditional male/female roles in play now is when:

  • the check comes,
  • when a car door needs opening (never quite understood that one),
  • same with jar lids,
  • filling the gas tank,
  • and most especially when something goes “bump” in the night.

The only reason we haven’t been euthanized in our sleep, is that we’re hyper-alert, bigger than they are and pay far more attention to the first option in the “fight or flight” scenario.

Smart males have always gravitated to construction, logging, iron works, high-rise steel, law enforcement, fire departments, EMS, military, aviation… all with a high risk, decent chance of death and dismemberment.

We laugh at 99% of female “firefighters” who only have the job because PC cities abolished any realistic physical requirements  .

Yet ask any woman: “Who’d you rather answer the 9-1-1 when you’re trapped on the third floor of a burning building and overcome with smoke? Chuck or Bridgett?”

We laugh when we hear “equal pay for equal work”… the biggest lie feminism ever invented.

But ask any female, they’ll insist that this is one of the biggest problems today… just after heavy car doors.

Today the only worth to society straight men have is performing the hard, violent, disgusting jobs that American women and gay can’t or won’t do.

…. that, and keeping up on our life insurance premiums.

So why do men die earlier than women….?

Because we want to.

In Memoriam

 

 

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About Gary Alexander

Volunteer coordinator for veterans support network in North Texas. Now retired from his private psychotherapy practice, I specialized in the diagnosis and treatment posttraumatic stress, working with victim assistance programs, veterans and the Veterans Administration for over 20 years. After being wounded in action in Vietnam, I was medically retired from the Marine Corps and know first hand many of the readjustment difficulties and psychological stresses experienced by today's OIF and OEF veterans. I am available, at minimal cost, to speak at your functions on several subjects including veterans issues, Vietnam, the Medal of Honor, Posttraumatic Stress Disorder and critical incident debriefings.
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7 Responses to The end of men as we knew them….

  1. Irene says:

    Wow Gary – having a bad day? Kidding…I can spot a “metro” two blocks away or after three words. They make my skin crawl. I actually prefer a conversation with a man who’s openly gay to one who just…maybe…wants to be, or can “understand.” At least I know the gay guy’s agenda.

    • One of the funniest South Park episodes was when the boys decided to embrace the metrosexual lifestyle….. teh their dads decided to become metrosexuals and started wearing the “uniform (with sweaters draped over the shoulder and the sleeves tucked together); they began uses “hair products” and drinking ” ‘tinis” in fern bars.

      The boys’ mothers are loving their boys as metros… but overjoyed when the hubbies followed suit.

      This really pisses off the boys AND the gays, led by Mr. Garrison and Big Gay Al… who demanded the metros cease and desist from invading gay territory.

      This also confused the boys.

      When cartoon characters make fun of modern American male “culture”…. then any self respecting man will hole up in a cave and establish a last stand fighting position on the high ground, vowing never to be taken alive……

      Hence my timely post…. start storing ammo.

      For your pleasure:
      http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e08-south-park-is-gay

  2. Bob Mack says:

    I love women… I love me more.
    The greatest quote of the year, GA.
    The only reason we haven’t been euthanized in our sleep, is that we’re hyper-alert, bigger than they are and pay far more attention to the first option in the “fight or flight” scenario.
    …and the second greatest.

  3. Thanks… once in a while I really enjoy laughing my ass off… to myself.

    I’ve ceased being amazed that our male peers (having been sedated sometime in the 60s) are oblivious to all this.

  4. Ron says:

    I wonder how the average woman (per GA’s description above) would like to be thrust back into the 1950’s Japan.where they were expected to, and did walk a few paces behind their husbands. That was the good old days! I wouldn’t trust them there now though!

  5. One of the most impressive deft strokes of foreign policy in modern history: MacArthur for all intents and purposes, ends the Japanese monarchy, its military and gives women the right to vote in 1945.

    Both sexes heads must have been swimming.

    And then there was the two big bombs thang….. a perfect example of America’s good in the world served up in 3.5 years; compare that to of Cowardly Lion foreign police since the end of the Cold War.

  6. We got a good glimpse of the girlie men training ground last night. The Academy Awards celebrating it’s manliness in full color. A sight shortage of testosterone in that room as well a orchestrated wardrobe failure.

    This is what we celebrate! Let’s face it, it seems to me these annual gatherings to congratulate themselves and stroke each others egos is necessary. After all if they didn’t – who would?

    God help us & US!

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