I’ve been warning of this for decades…. The Incredible Disappearing Man.
Now a study commissioned by an overpriced, fraudulently named US ice cream company, Häagen-Dazs, says that 77 percent of women surveyed are in favor of their men being charter members of the New Castrati.
Let me make it simpler for men who live on the West Coast… most women prefer a gay male or a not-to-butch dyke as a spouse/partner to a strong, virile American man.
Women: if you deny this, the vast majority of you are bald-face liars.
Men: if you deny this you are an effing idiot. If you know a gay male… ask him if this is not true; trust me, doubters, his answer will chill you to your arugula salad.
I see it everyday….men do not have the dignity afforded a stud horse put out to pasture; today’s women (since the 1960s) having been brainwashed by N.O.W. in the 60s and Oprah Winfrey (a lesbian) for the last quarter-century are about as sexual exciting as your grandma.
My man, since the advent of the turkey baster and the Lifetime Channel… you are as relevant to this society as the horse carriage industry, or blacksmithing tool manufacture.
Enter any couple’s “home” and you’ll find that in a typical 3,000/sf, 4 bdr, 3 b, ranch that the only indication of a male’s presence…. is the garage. Or if he owns tools, or an old license plate.
One of my best friends, now divorced, lived in a very nice two-story, suburban home with his wife and daughters. His wife liked what is commonly referred to as “country cottage” decor or some such nonsense.
There was not a male note in the entire house. In the “sewing room” my friend sat at a cramped computer desk with his computer; a cork board hung on the wall and a few old snapshots; “CSI Bakersfield” would have needed several DNA sweeps to determine whether or not a male ever occupied the structure.
It’s fashionable today to talk about a “man-cave”…. even this is complete sarcasm; they’re laughing at you Dude…. it’s a recliner and 36-inch flat screen… in a small guest bedroom in the basement.
“Man cave” my ass; a gay designer made up that phrase on the DIY Channel in the first place.
They’re laughing at you Dude.
This is who women (15-60) want:
Justin Bieber is some sort of celebrity… and just a couple of heterosexual experience disasters away from being praised for “coming out.”
Puberty will not help him…. the society he lives in will not allow the force of gravity to affect his nether regions.
Hell, look at the current president; I’ve seen a lot of men cowed by women, but Barack Hussein Obama is a poster boy for abused boys.
The Predator just looked at him hard a month ago and he still walks with a slight limp.
An ole cowboy with extensive heifer experience told me once…
“What I know about relationships is this… man marries a woman hopin’ she’ll never change; a woman marries a man and immediately sets about trying to change him.”
I shortened that a bit over the last 40 years to my own version:
“A woman says, ‘I love you, you’re perfect, now change’.”
I was seriously wounded in the Sexual Revolution and found women most to my liking in the mid to late 70s; subsequent experiences left me perfectly content to remain single the rest of my days…
I love women… I love me more.
“But GA, in a relationship, you have to compromise.”
I don’t mind compromise… but “compromising with women” is exactly the same a Republicans “compromising” with democrats… you lose.
Or as one ole boy told me: “Ya know, Dear… I’ve thought about it and you’re right.”
You know it’s true.
The only time I see traditional male/female roles in play now is when:
- the check comes,
- when a car door needs opening (never quite understood that one),
- same with jar lids,
- filling the gas tank,
- and most especially when something goes “bump” in the night.
The only reason we haven’t been euthanized in our sleep, is that we’re hyper-alert, bigger than they are and pay far more attention to the first option in the “fight or flight” scenario.
Smart males have always gravitated to construction, logging, iron works, high-rise steel, law enforcement, fire departments, EMS, military, aviation… all with a high risk, decent chance of death and dismemberment.
We laugh at 99% of female “firefighters” who only have the job because PC cities abolished any realistic physical requirements .
Yet ask any woman: “Who’d you rather answer the 9-1-1 when you’re trapped on the third floor of a burning building and overcome with smoke? Chuck or Bridgett?”
We laugh when we hear “equal pay for equal work”… the biggest lie feminism ever invented.
But ask any female, they’ll insist that this is one of the biggest problems today… just after heavy car doors.
Today the only worth to society straight men have is performing the hard, violent, disgusting jobs that American women and gay can’t or won’t do.
…. that, and keeping up on our life insurance premiums.
So why do men die earlier than women….?
Because we want to.